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Stupid Teenagers Must Die!

Stupid Teenagers Must Die poster The story of Stupid Teenagers Must Die! is a classic tale. . . It’s the 1980s and a group of high school kids are getting together to hold a séance in a haunted house off the old highway. All the typical 80s horror movie characters are there: the cool hero, the innocent girlfriend, the goth chick, the tough guy, the beautiful blonde girl, the shy guy in love with the beautiful blonde girl, a couple of lipstick lesbians and two big geeks. In true 80s horror movie fashion, weird things start happening around the house. . . people are dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into pitch black rooms and say things like, “Is someone in here?” As the poor, hapless kids are sliced and diced, it’s up to our hero to either lead them to safety or watch as the house is filled with stupid dead teenagers.