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Tony has been away from the camera for too long. Seven years of oblivion, after a wonderfully kick-started career.

Those days seem so far away now and the young film director decides to get back in line accepting an offer from the powerful producer Harry Kassar: making Kiss me Lorena, based on a script written by the daughter of Mr. Kassar himself. Tony believes in the project so much that he chooses to have his old team on his side.

Eight characters around a table and a breath-taking script: Kiss Me Lorena. But despite the script, jealousies, old loves and unbelievable twists in the story, everything is bound to end tits up.

Spacecraft hanging from piano strings, mythological heroes, pirates, urban cowboys and dancing zombies. What have all these things got in common? Absolutely nothing, despite the stupidity of the authors of this crazy feature film.

Treasuring the teachings given by the Master Stanley Kubrick – “Guys, remember: cinema could be done on a shoe string.” – the cultural association i Licaoni is glad to present the most irreverent and useless story ever told: Kiss me Lorena!

Trailer A: Sniper

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Trailer B: The Official Trailer

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Trailer C: The Comedy

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Trailer D: The Drama

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Trailer E: The Musical

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Thanks are owed to Cinétrange for the following synopsis for Paco Limón’s manic looking Doctor Infierno.

Doc Hell, famous gynecologist, wants to control the entire world. His plan: to heal the humanity thanks to a miraculous medicine, in exchange for its complete submission. But his goals will be compromised when an unexpected detail, García Nurse, seeks revenge. The killer sent to her annihilation has failed. Nurse, murderer, one neighbour’s boyfriend, the building manager and a handful of other nasty people will be all involved in a crazy madness under the secret bunker of the Doctor Hell.

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After 3 years in the making Director Scotty JX best known for his Actiongirls.com DVD series has finally finished his new Horror/Sexploitation Movie title Actiongirls Soldiers of the Dead Part 1.

Based in the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. Menacing gangs loot the cities searching for new members. The most notorious of the these gangs is known as Helman’s Death Squad. Helman a female slave trader searches for female fighters to compete in his Arena of Death. Winners have a chance of escaping their slavery by leading by his side as his queen. Adriana Zarcova (dressed as Nazi) Helman’s most prized possession tires of her boyfriend’s love affairs and decides to start her own organization when she accidentally stumbles upon secret government plans to create super soldiers of the undead. Adriana uses her newfound plan to to raise a super army of the undead to crush her boyfriend’s most prized female fighters.

Alone and outnumbered the Actiongirls must battle Zarcova’a growing army of dead soldiers in a fight to the finish.

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In one of the most pristine landscapes in the world, a team working to exploit oil resources of Alaska is tormented by an unseen evil. After one crew member is found dead, a disorientation slowly claims the sanity of the other members of the team as each of them succumbs to an unknown fear.

This creeping dread bursts open when a malevolent wind brings down a plane that approaches the station. Explosions and carnage wreak havoc on the team and all functions fail in the camp, forcing two of the members out into the cold on a desperate bid for survival. As these two journey to find help, they find themselves utterly alone in a world that is unravelling- either they are being stalked by an invisible herd of menacing phantoms, or they are going mad.

The Last Winter is a chilling supernatural drama from Larry Fessenden, an acclaimed director of intimate horror spectacles whose trilogy of Horror (No Telling, Habit, and Wendigo) tackles themes of contemporary life— environmentalism, addiction, class conflict, aggression, fear and madness.

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Jonathan King’s debut feature, Black Sheep is set in New Zealand, where famously there are 10 sheep for every person, and tells of a genetic experiment gone horribly wrong…

Henry Oldsworth is coming back to the family farm — unaware that something baaaad is going on: his brother’s reckless genetic engineering program. Angus is buying is younger brother out, just hours ahead of the unveiling of his ‘ultimate sheep. Terrified of sheep and closed up on therapy, Henry doesn’t want to hang around.

But when a pair of inept environmental activists release a mutant lamb from Angus’s laboratory into the wild, thousands of sheep are turned into bloodthirsty predators. Henry finds himself stranded deep on the farm as his worst nightmare comes to life.

Battling their way to safety, Henry, farmhand Tucker and greenie girl Experience discover there’s worse to come: one bite from an infected sheep transforms people into weresheep!

With Angus infected and sprouting wool, a delegation of international investors gathering at the homestead and a hungry flock descending from the hills, Henry must find the farmer within to defeat his brother, take control of the farm and save New Zealand’s pastures green.

Black Sheep opens in the US on June 22nd at Landmark’s Sunshine Cinema and will roll out nationally throughout the summer.

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Back in 2003, Joint Films released a set of four short films, the highlight of which was H.R. Pukenshette - a bizarre but brilliant collision between children’s television and straightforward gross out comedy.

And now the people behind this gloriously outrageous character are making a feature length version of HR Pukenshette and the first teaser is up already.

Enjoy.

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Welcome to Willard, a small town lost in the idyllic world of the 50’s, where the sun shines every day, everybody knows their neighbor, and rotting zombies carry the mail.

Years ago, the earth passed through a cloud of space dust, causing the dead to rise with an insatiable hunger for human flesh. Terror spread across the land, until a collar was invented that made the zombies docile, even useful. A company was born: ZomCon. Thanks to their patented domestication collar, zombies became gardeners, milkmen, servants, even pets. ZomCon would like everyone to believe that they have the world under control - but do they?

Timmy Robinson doesn’t think so. He thinks the world is “phony-baloney”. An awkward loner, Timmy spends so much time in his room even his own parents don’t notice him. So when Mom buys a zombie to help around the house, Timmy is surprised, and even curious, when the beast wants to play catch. When the zombie saves him from the local bullies, a true friendship is born, and Timmy names the zombie, “Fido”.

But Fido’s collar goes on the fritz, and the neighbors start paying the ultimate price. To complicate matters, ZomCon’s notorious zombie-control specialist, Mr. Bottoms, has moved in across the street.

What begins as a small town story about a boy and his best friend, becomes a biting satire about our world, the price of fear, and the rewards of risking love. Fido will rip your heart out.

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Peirrepoint: the Last Hangman is the story of Albert Pierrepoint who, following in the footsteps of his father and uncle before him,joins the ‘family business’ in 1934.

He rises through the ranks to become the most feared and respected executioner in the country, hanging over 450 people in his lifetime. Living a double life as a master hangman, and a grocery deliveryman and loyal husband, Pierrepoint’s obsession to become the ‘Number One’ executioner in the country results in his selection as executioner for some of Britain’s most infamous murderers and Nazi war criminals. But this brings notoriety, shattering Pierrepoint’s guarded anonymity and turning him into a minor celebrity. When public opinion turns against capital punishment, Pierrepoint becomes a scorned man and is ready to give it all up, but fate has other plans in store for him. A devastating, true-life story of Albert Pierrepoint, Britain’s most notorious hangman.

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The beach party rock and roll monster movie Stomp! Shout! Scream! is set in 1966 and intertwines the adventures of an all-girl garage rock band with the legend of the Skunk Ape (the Florida Everglades’ version of Bigfoot). Theodora, Jody and Carol, collectively known as The Violas, are on tour when their van breaks down in a small southern beach town. Meanwhile, the local police are investigating the disappearance of the parents of a little girl who was found walking the beach in a state of shock. But they are also trying to determine the origins of a strange pile of pungent debris that has washed up on the beach. Scientist John Patterson is called in to help investigate. Both John and a local mechanic, Hector Garcia, fall for The Violas’ lead singer, Theodora. She initially shows little interest in them, however, and seems to be harboring a mysterious past. Hector convinces the girls to stay in town when he offers to repair their van in exchange for playing at his party, but a strange and menacing creature appears to be on the loose…

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Driven to investigate the mysterious disappearance of his father, New York psychologist Ed Hunter travels to a remote village in the West of Ireland and finds a community that has been living in fear for centuries.

He meets a mysterious girl who tells him that his father had been searching for the spirits of a mother and child who were buried alive in the nearby forest over 1000 years ago. His fathers friend, the local parish priest holds all the answers but has locked himself in his church for fear of his life.

Ghostwood is a Supernatural Thriller that delves into Ireland’s fascinating yet terrifying mythology.

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