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Welcome to the best multiple-choice questionnaire you never got at school! You know in an age where newspapers, magazines and online surveys offer to tell you whether you’re ambitious, the marrying type, an entrepreneur or some other such useless qualities, no one offers to answer you the question you really would like answered. Are you actually a Pervert?

Join us for a quest to discover whether your brain is a lusty sewer of debauched thoughts through answering simple questions by watching clips from the fabulously funny and trouser-raisingly exciting Pervert! Coming to DVD from Arrow Films on 30th April. Starring the infamous Mary Carey this is a must-see for fans of Russ Meyer type fun exploits.

Be warned this quiz is only for those who like a lotta jiggly with a good thrust of pokery so adults only as we launch into the quest to discover whether you’re a true pervert or not! If you are you’ll automatically be entered into a competition to win a copy of this wholesome home spankers friend. No looking at your neighbour’s answers now and ready yourself for the most enjoyable quiz you’ll ever have done!

THE QUIZ!

Ok then. Let’s take a look at the fruity trailer for Pervert. Pay close attention to the bearded mechanic. If your attention wanders due to the bountiful Mary Carey it’s ok - just watch the trailer again and again. It really is worth going blind for!

Watch the clip and answer the question:

Q1: What does the bearded mechanic ask for?

a) An honest job
b) A hand with his job
c) A rim job?

Gosh isn’t Mary a honey? In fact so keen is she to sweeten herself for you, the lucky viewer, she’ll smear her body in honey. But you’ll need to pay attention to the clip so you can answer the question about which course she’s serving:

Q2: What dining course does Mary Carey offer herself up as?

a) The Appetiser?
b) The Main Course?
c) Dessert?

Phew it looks hot in that clip or is it just hot in here? Only trouble with smearing yourself in honey is the mess so let’s slip Mary into the shower and join old man Hezekiah and James for breakfast. We realise that Mary does stay in soapy view during this scene but while watching the clip do try and take a moment to listen to Hezekiah’s plans for the future:

Q3: What does Hezekiah think he can do when he gets a corral?

a) Raise animals?
b) Raise booty?
c) Raise the dead?

Well darn it all that bathing has taken a toll on us so why not join Hezekiah for a nice nap. Only problem for the old dude is the non-stop humpathon going around him. Try to ignore the copious bangfest that Mary delights in and concentrate instead on what Hezekiah drinks:

Q4: What dies Hezekiah find in his cup of water?

a) A bug?
b) A condom?
c) A mermaid?

Hasn’t it been a long day? A lot of fun but all that perving would tire anyone out so let’s relax with the last clip where we join the ravishing Juliette Clarke for a lovely long soak. Only thing is she’s got company!

Q5: Who or what joins Juliette for a splash in the tub?

a) A claymation banana?
b) A claymation one-eyed milkman?
c) A claymation bull?

If you answered all the questions correctly then you are officially a Pervert!

As such you heartily qualify for a chance to win a copy of Pervert! If you don’t win console yourself with a peek at some of the extended lesbian scenes from the DVD. If you want more why not make the best investment of your new-found career in perversion and buy a copy of Pervert, out 30th April on DVD!

Email your answers to winstuff@pulpmovies.com any may the perviest pervert win!

By day Kim Sky, director, writer and producer of Just Another Romantic Wrestling Comedy, works in the hotel business. Her children’s love for acting allows her to be involved with films through their acting jobs and this is where she is happiest.

When she attends a pro wrestling match, the fans and the entertainers all spew energy, excitement, so much loyalty in the arena. This is what inspired her to write a story combining all the elements of romance, comedy and pro wrestling.

Currently she is in pre-production with A Broken Child, a tear-jerker of a drama, and is looking for like-minded people that want to get involved on the production side of filmmaking. And, amid all this, she has kindly agreed to take some time to talk to Dale Pierce.

Dale: Recently, you filmed Just Another Wrestling Comedy. Tell people about the plot.
Kim: It’s a “little guys win too” fairy tale about a Jewish boy falling in love with the daughter of legendary pro-wrestlers and not holding anything back till he wins her heart.

I live this “reaching the goal” every day, I think we all do. Everyone has a goal in life, or just a daily goal, we’ll do anything to reach it. We live once, as far as we all know, we need to make the most of it.

Dale: Did you use any real wrestlers in this or just actors?
Kim: Joanie “Chyna Doll” Laurer, April Hunter, Don “The Predator” Frye, Vic D. Vine, Gino Caruso, Red Hot Russ, Slyck Wagner Brown, Josh Daniels, Jay Santana, Crappy The Clown, The Flamingo Kid Pinky, Ken Yasuda are all in the movie. They were all awesome to work with.

Dale: Wrestling comedies and wrestling films have been done to death in the mainstream, it seems. Do you think there is room for yet another film of this type?
Kim: This is the FIRST Narrative feature film to combine: Romance, comedy and pro-wrestling. It has the Hollywood look, sound and vibe along with an amazing cast, they are all stars. It’s different to all the others.

Dale: What might differentiate this film from the others out there?
Kim: I love the entertainers in the ring and the ones out of it. Of course with comedy you always pick on someone, but I tried my best to show that pro-wrestlers are people that have a life outside the ring and potentially how it would be like in real life.

It’s a family movie, a date chick flick, a romantic wrestling comedy - it’s so different. You have to see it.

Dale: Aside from this, do you have any other films on the market now?
Kim: Our second project is in the pre-production stage - A Broken Child - it won the Golden Palm Award at the 2006 Beverly Hills Film Festival. Best Script over all the very talented writers, we were shocked and so proud. I guess when you do anything with all your heart, it’s bound to show.

Dale: What interested you in the wrestling world?
Kim: Growing up in the Dominican Republic, pro-wrestling, baseball and basketball were the outlets of entertainment.

Pro-wrestling combines everything I love: drama, fight, comedy and romance. The pro-wrestlers love what they do, they create all this drama, some of them are incredibly funny with their characters and they fight for what they love. I love that. I’m a pro-wrestler at heart.

Dale: So you’re excited about the response you think Just Another Romantic Wrestling Comedy will have in the long run?
Kim: It’s being helmed as the “Cult classic film of this time”- absolutely excited!!

People from all over the world are asking about it - I always thought there were a lot of pro-wrestling fans and that the stars in the film were famous, but this is crazy.

Dale: Do you see a sequel coming?
Kim: Absolutely. The script is in development. Love action, romance and comedy-the best genres to combine. I’m going to have all the stars I want in this one….at least I hope LOL.

Dale: Outside of film, what are your other interests?
Kim: Watching my kids do films (they are actors). I surround myself as much as possible with all of what is related to film/writing/acting.

Dale: Any interesting behind the scenes stories to tell concerning this film and its making?
Kim: We had two Praying Mantis on our door step during the filming, it never rained and when we needed a cloudy day- there it was. It was God Sent.

While shooting at the ECPW arena in Lake Hiawatha by Gino Caruso, we didn’t have enough extras, so Joanie “Chyna Doll” Laurer, Melissa Cunningham (wife of Jeremy London), Vic D. Vine, Ken Yasuda took on the streets in their costumes and stopped everyone on sight to come to the arena. It was amazing to watch the love- people poured in and the scene was set. Unfortunately having so many beautiful sexy people in skimpy clothing walking the streets made someone call the cops, when they showed up, we explained what was going on and they wished us the best.

Dale: Any closing comments?
Kim: “We hope to inspire everyone to follow their hearts, when you have that urge stuck at the bottom of your heart to do something, and you feel you can do it - then go for it.”

Check out Just Another Romantic Wrestling Comedy today and be a part of making film history.

And finally: Just Another Romantic Wrestling Comedy is released on 17th April and will be available from the official website as well as Amazon, Highspots, RF Video and video stores everywhere.

You can find out more at justanotherromanticwrestlingcomedy.com,
myspace.com/romanticwrestlingcomedy or uczkowski.com

Luc Bernier (MySpace page) is a genuine enthusiast about the horror genre in general and the low budget sector in particular. His ambition and love for the genre and all things creative has certainly paid off and he has already worked with a number of the genre’s most recognisable faces. Whether he is writing, directing or acting, Luc is always willing to be involved with anything creative, and his kind nature has seen the work come thick and fast. He is living the ultimate fanboy’s dream, managing to work with his idols on a number of projects, and he hopes of bringing together the horror community. And he’s kindly taken some time out from a hectic schedule to talk to our own Dale Pierce.

Dale. You have acted in several films. Tell people about some of these.
Luc: I did my first film in October 2004, in Mississippi. It was for Southern Gothic from director Steve Sessions. Had a great time doing it and we did some scenes in Louisiana in a fort! I since then worked for SV Bell (little appearance in She Demons of the Black Sun), Lucien Eisenach (as a villain, but pretty funny one, in his sci-fi spoof Sea Creatures from Outer Space), Peter Keir (Wolfika), Diggerfilms (in Nightmarish Orgasm for anthology Graveyard Picture Show and also worked for them in a short called Le souper… funny funny!)… I did some of my own projects and worked with great scream queens, including Kimberly Lynn Cole, Krystal Stevenson, Laura Giglio, Debbie D, Isabelle Stephen and Kerri Taylor. I am actually working on Bonbon Rouge for director Jef X. and will work in few days on a movie called Torment, for Steve Sessions… very excited!

Dale: Did you study acting in school or just learn as you went along?
Luc: I never studied acting in school… I would have loved it though… but I was always a big fan of movies, even as a kid, reading books about it, checking bios of screen legends, watching everything…always knew I wanted to be in movies and I am happy I am doing it since few years now!

Dale: And what interested you in acting?
Luc: Creation, making a story from the mind of someone into something you can watch, passion, being someone else for the camera… It’s a passion!

Dale: Is the horror film your favorite genre or just one you are involved in because of so many of these films being made?
Luc: Horror is my favorite genre.. so I am really into this and want to do more and more horror films… Most of my favorite films, directors, actors are from the horror scene… I love horror movies!

Dale: Any interesting behind the scenes stories to tell during filming?
Luc: I guess there is… but now you ask, I need to think about it… I know for sure it’s always fun to be on the set and meet everybody and doing the movies… It’s always fun! But about a particular behind the scenes story… I will get back to you later with this! hehe Ask me again!

Dale: The indy scene is growing thanks to the net, my space, dvd craze and horror conventions. Do you think indy cinema will become bigger and bigger?
Luc: Well, of course, the indy scene is still alive and making movies. I think it can grow much more though… It’s easy to get a camera now, so if you get a story and wanna make it, it’s possible to do it… If you are passionate and think you can do it, do it! I am sure more people can make movies! Get people to help you, a little team, few cool locations, reliable actors, and everything can be done if you put the energy in!

Dale: Do you think fans are becoming bored with Hollywood and also their remake craze?
Luc: Bored? I don’t think so… There will always be people to like those…and pay tickets to watch those… I guess as long as companies get money from the fans, they will still do the remakes and other blockbusters…

Dale: Any future films in the works?
Luc: Still working on Bonbon Rouge for Jef X. in whick I have the lead.. it’s going to be a really cool movie. It stars Isabelle Stephen as well! And will start working soon on Torment for Steve Sessions. It’s filmed in Mississippi… Also, I directed a short recently, early 2007, and it stars Kimberly Lynn Cole and Tom Stedham. Kimberly is great actress! So is Tom! It’s called Still There. Someone is editing it at this time. Have some projects too, just waiting the “It’s a go” from filmmakers…cannot wait to act in their movies! :)

Dale: What do you do to get “into” or develop a character you play?
Luc: First of all, I try to get the visions of the directors, what they want me to do, how they see the part… that helps alot! You can work around that to prepare for the shoot!

Dale: Do you have trouble memorizing lines and if not, how do you overcome this?
Luc: I never had a problem learning lines.. it’s work, sure, but I always had a good memory and I think learning lines is actually fun to do! :)

Dale: What would be your strong points as an actor?
Luc: Enthusiasm for the project, patience, the ability to take the role seriously but not myself seriously.

Dale: Without doing yourself in, what about weak points?
Luc: That depends on what the role is. Each role brings out different strengths or weaknesses that reveal themselves.

Dale: You also do modeling? Do you prefer this to acting?
Luc: I do prefer acting to modeling… but I do have lots of fun doing modeling… I had the chance to work with lots of great photographers, and creative shoots! I love that!

Dale: Do you have any favorite people to work with in indy film?
Luc: Kimberly Lynn Cole, Steve Sessions, Isabelle Stephen, Kerri Taylor, Debbie D, Laura Giglio, Suzi Lorraine, Krsytal Stevenson, Lucien Eisenach, Pénélope Jolicoeur, Magenta Baribeau, Tom Stedham, the guys from Diggerfilms! Sv Bell… I never got the chance to work with Brinke Stevens yet, but I am really hoping this will happen soon!!! She is awesome and a big inspiration to me! I was in Southern Gothic with Jeff Dylan Graham, but we didn’t work together.. So I hope to work with him face to face sometimes! I would also love to work for Dante Tomaselli! He’s great director! Might never happened, but would love to work for Dario Argento… Would also love to work with Debbie Rochon, Demona Bast, Linnea Quigley and Julie Strain!!! Joe Zaso, Eric Spudic, Richard Grieco and much more people!

Dale: Do you ever make the convention circuit?
Luc: Never got the chance!!! but I am hoping to attend some this year!!!!

Dale: Closing comments?
Luc: Thanks alot for interview!!! I am looking forward to work with some of you! take care!