Meme of the Day: The Charisma Bypass Bar

USA: Steven Seagal to launch new energy bar

Steven Seagal is to launch a new energy bar that is expected to appear in stores in the first quarter of 2005.

Actor and martial arts expert Seagal says the Pure Force Energy Bar is the result of his travels in Asia in search of ingredients believed to keep many locals disease-free for life. Seagal says he discovered the Tibetan goji berry while researching antioxidants in Mongolia. The berry, which contains cancer-fighting antioxidants, has been used by local physicians in herbal medicines for centuries.

And here was me thinking that Segal’s energy came from his uncanny ability to remain motionless from the neck down while acting.

“I have included in this bar everything I could to strengthen the body,” Seagal said, adding that the bar also includes 15 grams of protein, 17 vitamins and minerals, calcium, iron, ginseng, and even green tea.

I’m speechless


One Response to “Meme of the Day: The Charisma Bypass Bar”

  1. on 24 Aug 2005 at 3:04 am chris

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    Do you know anything else about this Pure Force Energy Bar? I have been trying to find them in the store, but nobody has them.


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