Church of SpongeBob
Are you in a joyless, faithless void?Have you rummaged through the spiritual offerings of a planet that is so morally bankrupt, little seems good? Honest? Reliable?
Have you battered your way through churches that make you feel guilty? Offer little for introspection or personal edification beyond “worship?” Attract followers by hating others?
Maybe it’s time for The Church of SpongeBob Squarepants.
It has to be said, many of their Tenets and Principles make a lot more sense than those of more orthodox religions.
Tuesday 27 Jul 2004 | Paul | The Pit
why wont you damn spongebob site let me in? i wanna join! if it wont let me in i might just have to become a jedi!
DOWN WITH RELIGION
The Force is strong in this one, Obi-Wan ;)
I WANT SPONGEBOB!! my religious life depends on it!
Someone know’s why the site is down?
PLease mail me
Maybe they’ve been the victim of a celluloid crusade from The Church of Ed Wood
Spongebob & Garry are my heros ! i’d rather pray to the holiness that is Bikini Bottom instead of some other devine being ! Rock on ! MEOW !
Ah, the Bikini Bottom… full of wonders ;o)
How can i join the club in england
what religion do i have to be
please let me join
im really bored in an ict lesson. thanks for brighting my day with your religion!!!!!! =D
The Church of Spongebob is a great idea. The world needs to be happier, and who better than the Absorbent, Yellow, and Porous one to lead us to a joyful land?
the sponge bob is so really nice,i like it much..
PLEASE LEAVE ALL THE SHOWS OF SPONGEBOB ON CHANNEL5 ON ABC AND WATCH IT 6:00A.M 8:00AM & 4:00 P.M
he lives in a pineapple under the sea…
*Amen*
this Church is a great idea… Time to brighten up our holy lives!
spongebob is god!!!!!!!!! my friend and i worship him….
Spongebob is the best they need to make more things 4 spongebob.Sponbebob is my Home Boy.
I like spongebob very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!